I just had ANOTHER person (we’ll call that person “bum”) ask me for money for lunch. Now I want everyone to pay attention to this:
I AM NOT MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING MONEY!!
Do I look like I have $100 bills pinned to my ass?!? I’ve had bums come up to me at the freakin’ drive thru while I’m waiting for my order and ask me for money. I’ve had bums come up to me at the gas station with “I need a few dollars for gas ‘cuz I’ve run out” and they take my dollar(s) and drive away. I had a bum ask me for a few bucks on the train platform at Union Station so he and his wife could ride the TRE to Fort Worth. I gave him a fare and he left the platform, not to return…believe me, I watched during the 25 minutes before the train left. Now, downstairs as I’m walking back to my desk with my food a guy with a cane (presumably disabled) limping up the stairs asks me for money. Stupid me, I thought he needed directions the way he was studdering around what he wanted. I told him no and walked on. In the time I walked down 9 stairs he was GONE. Disabled, my ass!!!
Does this happen to everyone or just me? Do I look especially gullible? Do bums seek out fat guys for money like we’re paying penance for being overweight? What’s the damn deal? I wish someone could explain this to me. I know it sounds like I’m being a hard ass but damnit, stop lying to me when you’re asking me for money. That makes me gullible and stupid.
I’m eating my food now, you limp fucker!
Katrina trash Downtown keeps asking me for a buck.
One tried to pull my headphones off to tell me.
Guy nearly got sent back to New Orleans in a box.